parpy


adj. – being both lumpy and moist; usually used to convey disgust, but sometimes admiration
that sausage over there? the texture ain’t right. that sh-t is straight parpy.

when used positively: that -ss is parpy girl. mmm.
an extremely contagious s-xually transmitted disease characterized by loosening of morals, painful -n-l discharge, and abnormal -n-l hair growth. primarily transmitted through gay -n-l s-x. there is no known cure or treatment for the parpies virus – it best to prevent all exposure to the primary carrier. known to frequent thai wh-r- houses and get m-ssages from women of questionable morals. parpies has recently been discovered in russia.
parpar contracted parpies in cancun, from f-cking some b-tch tranny named laura in the -ss – some random sl-t whose shirt busted open… second day in mexico.

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