Parris Island


u.s. marine corps recruit depot-eastern recruiting region.
where marines are made. where males west of the mississippi and all females go for marine corps boot camp.
“the only way i’m getting off parris island is leaving a marine!”
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absolute h-ll on earth. recruits live here for the 3 longest months of their life, getting beat, having their bodies destroyed, every muscle in their body being broke down by the toughest beings on the planet, drill instructors. much blood, sweat, and tears are spilled on this island, and the only way off is to survive, or die. there is no quitting, there is no escaping. there is only discipline. marines are made here.
drill instructor: “welcome to my island, marine corps recruit depot, parris island. the only way off my beloved island is to complete my training, or come off in a bodybag. its up to you. now get off my f-cking bus right now! move your -sses!”
an island in south carolina surrounded by festering swamp sh-t water and used to contain marine corps recruits in training. at any given time on this island it will smell like airborne defecation and recruit -ss.
i would escape from parris island and swim through the disgustingness but im scared ill grow scales and a third eye…
marine corps recruit training depot located near beaufort, south carolina. it trains all males that live east of the mississippi river all all female recruits.
i left for parris island this morning.
1.(verb)(noun) a place where military personnel turns civilians into p-ssys then marines. living in h-ll is practiced here, along with: thrashings, rape, beatdowns,
looting, blanket parties, getting yelled at, p.t. and
m-ssive disipline and control gaining.
2.(adj)(noun) a basic sp-wning point of marinessince the 1920s, if you escape you leave in a pinebox or a crocs belly or drown. home to the notorious drill instructors who prey on
helpless recruits.
3. a great place to lose weight or gain fat.
4. where civilians learn how to kill and blow sh-t up,
train, die.
5. a place where you officially lose your rights as an american.
c-ck sucking sh-theads welcome to mcrd parris island!!! you have motherf-cking 12 seconds to get your sorry -sses on those yellow strips!!!!!! you!! shut the f-ck up!!! you will respond with aye sir, no sir, and yes sir. what the f-ck did i just say?!!! 12, 11, 7, 6, 4, go, go, go!!!! my grandma moves faster than you f-ckin slugs!!! off the buss!! (without that much cursing tho)
one of the few places in the united states that is home of the school of the art of 1st degree murder, rape, pillaging, looting, and s-xual child abuse

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