Partipocalypse
the party of parties
there is only one partipocalypse that has ever been attempted.
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slang term used by natives for the town of pacifica. (also known as “pacifyllis” and, sadly, “hayward by the sea.”) this coastal town is only 16 miles south of san francisco, and yet may as well be hundreds of miles away in terms of political att-tudes and current fashion. this place has long been the […]
- Lady Pounced
like cowgirl but rougher. dude, he totally got lady pounced by the cougar.
- lady snatch
the female lady part. formally known as a v-g-n-. i want to put my w-ng in your lovely lady sn-tch.
- Seasoned Dutch Oven
when you squirt “just a little” while completing the standard dutch oven “why did your girlfriend break up with you?” “we were spooning and i seasoned dutch ovened her.” “oh, dude.”
- self-bondage
the practice of restraining oneself. this practice usually includes means of s-xual stimulation while in bondage, and the partic-p-nt usually attains a heightened sense of arousal by being unable to pleasure themselves. sometimes pain is involved, masochisically. almost always, a release mechanism is used. whether it is a key in ice, or a timer set […]