Party Classifications
system used for identifying different types of party’s or a social get together. an early warning system to provide information about the party prior to arriving. this system measures the ratio of men to woman, as well as probability of authorities arriving on scene to end the get together.
cl-ssifications:
stage 1:
party size: 4 – 6 persons
s-x ratio: 3 men : 1 woman
police encounter: extremely low
noise: low to moderate
stage 2:
party size: 7 – 9 persons
s-x ratio: 4 men : 2 woman
police encounter: low to moderate
noise: moderate to high
stage 3:
party size: 10 – 15 persons
s-x ratio: 4 men : 3 woman
police encounter: high
noise: high
stage 4:
party size: 16+
s-x ratio 4 men : 4 woman
police encounter: extremely high
noise extremely high
party cl-ssifications stage 1 – this party sucks!
party cl-ssifications stage 2 – this party definitely needs more action!
party cl-ssifications stage 3 – this party is pretty live!
party cl-ssifications stage 4 – wow! look at all these people! i love it! runnn cops!!!
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