party wank


an act of masturbation or w-nking performed when your family/flatmates are out and you are at home alone, allowing you to knock one out without having to worry about getting caught, and enabling you to view p-rnography with the volume turned way up.
“hey man, i’m having a party w-nk at my place tonight.”

“well make sure you check every room first.”

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