Pashitica


the term for the car model chrysler pacifica.
known to be unreliable and pr-ne to repairs, the chrysler pacifica is a hard to find commodity upon the streets nowadays.

it was originally designed as a cross-over suv, meant to compete with infiniti’s fx35, the nissan murano, honda element, and the toyota/scion xb.

the chrysler pacifica was meant to output 240 engine horsepower. however, compared to other vehicles in the cl-ss and their relative acceleration and quarter mile times, the estimated 240 horsepower is not accurate.

along with this, many persons would -ssume the pacifica would be good at handling rough road conditions. however, the pacifica only maintains front wheel drive without a limited-slip differential meaning that for most instances, only one wheel will be receiving power.

in general, most problems found in the chrysler pash-tica include:
-overheating.
-head gasket failure.
-transmission failure.
-master cylinder failure.
-rusting.
-knocking.
dude, why do you drive your mom’s pash-tica?
your babywagon pash-tica does not hall -ss.
get a real suv, a pash-tica doesn’t cut it.

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