Pashmolo


(noun) the h-m-s-xual offspring of satin and a mutant octopus.
person 1: dude, there’s a pashmolo on the bus!

person 2: are you sure it’s not a hobo wearing a costume?

person 1: dude, it looks like your sister.

person 2: i’ll get the spray.

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