passion granny


a term used to describe the transformation of elderly person to a born again christian after witnessing mel gibson’s ‘p-ssion of the christ’.
‘do you think your grandma will buy us wine again?’
‘naw, ever since she saw the p-ssion of the christ, she won’t buy me alcohol’
‘she’s such a p-ssion granny’

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