Passive Masturbation


an act in which one “p-ssively” pleases themselves by gently m-ssaging or rubbing their genatalia, without any intention to achieve an -rg-sm.
last night i made a mess in my bed when i accidentally -j-c-l-t-d while p-ssively masturbating.

i had such a great time last night while listening to rock music and doing some p-ssive masturbation.

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