pasta penis


when a male is unable to maintain an erection for the duration of s-xual intercourse, it may start off hard, but undergoes a physical transformation similar to that of dry pasta boiling in water, ending up with the rigidness of a noodle.
john had too much whiskey on his date with kathy and ended up with a case of pasta p-n-s in bed.

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