Pasteface


a female who overdoes makeup on her face, commonly slappers or plastics.
guy 1 : “you seen how much makeup she puts on her face!? she’s a proper pasteface!”
(v) getting blown while you take a sh-t. wiping your -ss with everyday household toilet paper. after blowing your load on her face wrap that sh-t up like paper mache’
cindy insisted on giving me head while i took a sh-t, so to reward her i gave her the paste face.

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