pastel princess
a male who wears makeup. yes! you heard that right, metros (metros-xuals) have endless ways to display their ‘gay vague’ att-tude by wearing ‘guyliner’ (guy eyeliner), or just wear ‘natural make-up’ (be it bronzing or mere ‘facercize’ to have better looks!) and aren’t ashamed — as most metros-xuals are! — to refer to themselves as ‘guy chicks’, or ‘mirls’ (men girls)!
the average pp can be spotted at ‘podules’ (men beauty salons that provide hair-care, facials and m-ssage services in designated personal booths), or at high-end organic salons that cater for its growing male customership.
metros-xuality has given us a large lexical inheritance that , usually slips the ‘gendar’ (gender radar): ‘mandex’, are -ahem- spandex that males can wear! ‘manties’ are male panties! h-ll! and if that’s not insult enough for us males, then here’s a ‘mansserrier’ (man br-ssier) for you moobies (man b–bies)! ‘mangs’ (male bags, also known as ‘murses’: male purses) for your shoulders! and you are set and ready to go metro-ing your gay-ss across town!
metros-xual males are also known as hermaphrodudes (hermaphrodite dudues)/ homme fatales (the male version of femme fatale!)/ ‘strays’ (straight gays!).
the latest in an ever-growing trend of gender-flexing metros-xuality, the pastel princess is an image-weary male who has ‘his’ own mindset about what makes a man… a man! not my ‘mang’, oops! bag!
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