Pastrami


a cured, spiced cut of meat, most commonly beef, enjoyed by all around the world and available at a delicatessen near you.
i named my daughter pastrami on accident. we meant to name her la’strami but we can’t spell too good.
as my brother once defined it when i asked him where pastrami meat came from… the meat comes from a bird, it’s like a turkey, only bigger, and it’s native to the outback of australia!
lindsey: “hey andy, where does pastrami meat come from?”
andy: “you’ve never heard of a pastrami?”
lindsey: “you mean it’s an animal???”
andy: “yeah, it’s kinda like a turkey, only bigger. they’re native to the outback in australia.”
lindsey: “why do you have to lie? wikipedia says it’s cured beef… brothers!”
1. n. this awesome fatty sliced meat that tastes funky.

2. adj. a person or persons who look like they have been hit by a car, or a big black guy.

3. a fat woman’s -ss.
1. “wow, this pastrami is mmmm… mmmm… good.”

2. “wow, you look like overdone pastrami, homestar.”

3. “what in the h-ll are you talking about? that’s a nasty pastrami -ss, if i have ever seen one.”

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