pastry shopping


when a man (or woman for that matter) goes out looking for m-ffin top females to meet or hook up with. this pursuit can be either conscious or unconscious.
yo, alex is really pastry shopping tonight, thats the third m-ffin top he’s macked on tonight!
when a guy goes out with the full intention of finding girls with m-ffin tops and making out with, or sleeping with them.
i just broke up with my girlfriend…i could really use some pastry shopping this weekend.

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