Pastryography


the enjoyment of delicious pastries, desserts and other confections, in a provocative, erotic and p-rnographic manner, with the intent to cause s-xual arousal.
as i smeared chocolate ganache down his chest, i realized that i enjoyed pastryography too much. we would never be the same again…

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