Pasty Lion
an abnormally obese honors english teacher that knows nothing about the subject. wears a tutu and extends arms into the air with a mcdonald’s quater pounder in both pudges called “hands”. is indeed a sea lion with star pasties on her oddly shaped nipples. or in more simple terms: an ugly -ss b-tch that teaches english, is always high on crack, and gives birth to gophers and chipmunks.
oh sh-t dude, i saw a pasty lion!
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