Pasty Swag King
when you are a pasty albino c-nt with the face of a potato cross pug but still command the respect of the whole crew and any byp-ssing women. most likely a god at footy who can bag 10 in 100 point loss.
what a f-cking goal by jack riewoldt, he is the pasty swag king!!! grab me a beer mate
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