Pat Jones
an extraordinarily large male s-xual organ.
“once word got out that my homeboy was workin’ with a pat jones he had to beat the ladies off with a stick.”
a method of convincing somebody you have a larger than normal s-x-organ by making an urban dictionary post on yourself explaining the prior when in fact your reproduction tools are of harbor freight quality nicknamed “micro machines”
yo, i think that fella just pulled a pat jones on that chick, shes totally questioning her iphone and his tiny bulge.
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