patch the snatch
cover a female crotch with a g-string.
cops busting a t-tty bar with bottomless dancers: “is that p-ssy i see smiling at me? come on girls, you know this is a patch the sn-tch zone.”
credit goes to “the shield”, season 5, episode 5.
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