patchwork car
an automobile comprised of the parts of many different automobiles, generally cr-ppy old beater parts from junk yards and such. they will often be different colors, such as a red body with a blue hood, white door and green b-mper. often has parts on it that still need to be fixed (such as broken tailights, missing mirrors, etc.) operator of said vehicle is usually poor at driving, at best.
me: whoah, meg check out that patchwork car!
meg: sure is hideous! and that driver is poor, at best!
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