patchy
simply synonymous to drunk or tipsy.
if the need to differentiate between drunk and tipsy arises, use the quote “i’m a bit patchy” to signify tipsiness and just “i’m patchy” to signify drunkenness.
there is also such thing as patchiness, acting as either a noun that signifies the alcohol one has at hand or the overall patchy state of several people.
random european chill kid at chipoltle: i’m a bit patchy right now.
random scene kid: wtf!! rofl hxc scene!
european kid: f-g.
guy: have you brought the patchiness?
girl: h-ll yes, now let’s get patchy!
a name for a bi-s-xual male who tries to hang out with straight guys and is typically defined as being an annoyance or burden. the patchy represents the patch between the b-tt and v-g-n-, representing the unsureness of the patchy’s preference in a guy’s (b-tthole) or girl’s (p-ss-e).
dammit, that nick kid is trying to come over. that f-cking guy was caught blowing a dude in the bathroom. why does that -sshole think we want a gay hanging out with our group of guy friends? he’s such a patchy.
never shaves, but a full beard never grows in
omar abarca!!!, just dont call him that, it hurts his feelings.
hey patchy shut the f-ck up.
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