Pathetic Emetic
a s-xual act where a man has s-x with a woman from behind who begins to vomit for any reason such as being sick and/or drunk, and he decides to continue or even pound her harder.
this causes violent, delicious contractions of the v-g-n-, the woman to shoot projectile vomit, and the man to bust the best or at least the most interesting nut of his life.
matt: bro, didn’t you have s-x with steph last night?
dave: h-ll yeah man.
matt: wasn’t she drunk as sh-t?
dave: yeah, funny too, because she was h-lla puking while i was pumping that sh-t from behind and i kept going. it was awesome!
matt: you got to do a pathetic emetic! h-ll ya
–they high five–
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