Pathlete
originating from the word combination of bike path and athlete / triathlete, a pathlete is a cyclist who rockets down bike paths in full race gear, blowing by kids, old ladies, dogs, strollers.
the pathlete does not actually however compete in organized activities, just a poser trying to impress the uneducated.
m-ssive egos and superiority complexes rule the pathletes.
pathletes ride the newest, fastest, shiniest – but are still the slowest – in groups – which is why they always ride alone.
should they ever enter a race, they would be crushed by other racers.
rider 1: “that jack-ss just about ran over that kid! it’s noon on sunday – why is he flying down the bike path like that??”
rider 2: “dude, that’s a pathlete.”
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