Patricking
the act of licking someone’s v-g-n- recently (within 48 hours) after someone else has -j-c-l-t-d into it.
“yeah, he didn’t know i banged his girl while he was out at sea, so when he got home and dropped on her, he was totally patricking.”
3 more definitions
the act of licking someone’s v-g-n- recently (within 48 hours) after someone else has -j-c-l-t-d into it.
“yeah, he didn’t know i banged his girl while he was out at sea, so when he got home and dropped on her, he was totally patricking.”
the act of claiming ownership of a girl to another guy, in a sneaky way so that the girl doesn’t notice.
did you see jason the other night? he had his arm around kira and kept glaring at me when she wasn’t looking. totally patricking me.
to over-excite one’s self, to the point that they must extricate this energy in some fashion.
common ways of extracition include:
crossing arms and rubbing fervently
placing hands on one’s face and shaking head quickly
making wild faces whilst extending arms out in exuberance
katie: “stop patricking and calm down, we need to pracice!”
patrick: -hands over face, shaking-
jacob: (to andy)”wow, he hasn’t patricked this badly in days.”
andy: “yeah, let’s replace him”
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