Patron Ticket


when betting on sporting matches, a series of bets that when combined on one ticket will total signifcant winnings with a minimal bet. after winning such a ticket, a round of patron shots could be easily purchased without worry of the cost.
“i could win $875 on my $3 bet with this patron ticket. all i need now is for the royals to beat the a’s by 2 runs or more.”

“when i win my patron ticket, i’m gonna buy a round of patron for everyone. all the haters, however, will get a patron shot in the eye”

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