Patronuphobia
a fear of being attacked by or having one’s attack countered by a patronus. symptoms include paranoia around fog machines, nausea when hearing about or viewing bambi, fear of sudden bright lights and occasional fainting due to hearing the expect yelled loudly.
griffendor student: yo, wtf is wrong with that ravenclaw?
slytherin student: looks like she got that patronuphobia, dude. she shouldn’t have come to this gaga show.
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