Pat’s Parade
an excessive celebration thrown over the achievement of an unearned goal obtained by false means that only a minority of the population accept as legitimate
example 1: after being down by 20 points during a pickup basketball game, the person announced “this point wins the game!” after said announcement, the person charged at the hoop, sank a layup, and roared in “victory”. he then marched around the gym like a bafoon while everyone in the gym watched his pat’s parade in disgust.
example 2: after judge berman allowed brady to escape his, what seemed at the time to be, his inevitable punishment, patriots fans joined together in m-ss unison in to form a pat’s parade that rivaled the gathering in jonestown. if only it had the same result.
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