Patterson Mill
patterson mill is the worst place on the f-cking planet earth…seriously if you have the choice between being raped in a pile of sh-t and than tortured to death vs. going to patterson mill, choose the first one….now i will state into subcatagories
students:
44% preppy b-tches- these girls wouldn’t know the word unique if you shoved it up there v-g-n-s (even though you couldn’t cuz there would already be a d-ck in there) these creepy f-cks will wear anything that shows what they think is b–b and has some brand name stamped on…you will be mercilessly abused if you are not this person!
44% preppy b-st-rd-if ur a guy ur required to play a sport, smoke unrealistic amounts of pot, and f-ck people 3 years younger than you. no one will like you if this is not you and seriously these rich kids just get stoned cuz theres nothing better to do with there money
12% other- if your goth, dorky, or poor…you should just switch schools because your life will turn to a salute sh-t in this place like seriously get the f-ck out!
trachers: the teachers are the same as the students they only like the preps and there total d-cks, honestly i have never seen a group of adults so catty! if your a nerd you can’t even get good grades because popular kids get preferential treatment!
administrator: mr tboe was really nice possibly on drugs but it worked for him! and the. they bring in dr.abel a c-ck sucking fat b-st-rd with anger issues…and the -ssistant princ-p-ls are possessed by satan
hey wanna play basketball at patterson mill…basketball? i was under the impression patterson mill was just used for drug deals and f-cking
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