pattle


one who used to have hair like a sheep, a proper mullet. can’t sit still at all, has to bob his head, swing on his chair, and throw stuff- all at the same time. says freakishly random stuff constantly. once owned a baby made of chips. wears ballgowns to the cinema. has a very unfortunate middle name, but a m-ssive w-nk arm with a lovely name so s’all good. often makes situations hilariously awkward. dorky but cool, gets nosebleeds in the shower. he’s one of those poeple you can’t help but love. a proper ledge.
sam: whoa! look at that seriously cool guy!
molly: dude, that’s pattle.

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