Patty Mayonaise


after giving a girl a cream-pie she stands above your head, then sitting down somewhat forcefully on your mouth she yells, “patty mayonaise!”
friend:”ha dude nice fat lip how did that happen?”
me: “well my girlfriend gave me a patty mayonaise last night. it was so worth it.”
a s-xual maneuver performed by slapping the -ss of one’s s-xual partner and then placing two fingers quickly, yet gently, within his/her v-g-n-.

patty=slap
mayonaise=insertion
skeeter attempted to give beebee a “patty mayonaise” but her dad walked in and kicked him out of bluffington. i guess skeeter will settle for a patty. he is blue.

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