Paul Bunyan


a giant lumberjack who, among other things, created the grand canyon, the mississippi, the rocky mountains, and all the lakes in minnesota. paul bunyan lives on in bemidji, minnesota with his blue ox, babe.
come visit paul bunyan and babe in bemidji, minnesota; babe is hollow and one of his eyes is just a hole so birds live inside of him.
when a chick is giving you head and you grab her by the pigtails and pull her in close until her pigtails resemble ox horns. then keep ramming until she turns blue, just like babe the blue ox!
i yell timber whenever i pull the “paul bunyan.”
an aggressively rough handjob, just like the ones paul bunyan gave.
i left her apartment because she gave me a paul bunyan.
when you wrap your d-ck up with a pancake, pour maple syrup all over it, and ram it into a chick!
dude that hoe was full off that paul bunyan last night!
it is where you and your partner have -n-l s-x, in the middle of -n-l s-x take a sh-t while he is still in there.
“haha i gave my boyfriend a paul bunyan last night, that will teach him to wait til after my period.”
a s-xual act in which a man and woman have -n-l s-x, during which the female takes a huge dump all over the guys d-ck. he proceeds to take it out and rub the fecal matter all over her face, simulating a thick beard.
“dude, that paul bunyan move is awesome”
1. a guy who has a threesome with two girls that have same name
2. a guy with a large p-n-s
“that guy is the paul bunyan of s-x”

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