Paul Masson
here yee here yee!!! the wine of wines!!! not known by many, this big -ss 4 dolla bottle (or jug) of white, red, or blush wine will have you f-cked up in no time! dude its smooth like b-tthead and cheap as h-ll. screw the expensive french sh-t and its way better than that sutter home cr-p that sells for like 6 or 7 bucks for a 750ml bottle…better than any other for that matter, and you dont even need a cork screw! the bottle is also big enough to kick someones -ss with…its good to chug when pregaming before the bar…-ssuming some beavis doesnt end up puking it up all over your car on the way home… but hey you’ll have that, and besides that who cares, its d-mn good, and who doesnt love a good ole cheap wine buzz??
dude theres nothing cooler than stumbling around the beach with a bottle of paul m-sson in your hand.:)
1.) “dude i wanna get buzzed before the bar, lets go get some paul m-sson from the farm store up the road”..
2.) “i wanna bone this dude/chic, and need something cheap, lemme go get some paul m-sson and put it in some chiche wine gl-sses and i’ll look all cool and stuff”…
3.) “i wanna play beer pong, but im bloated, f-ck! lets go get some paul m-sson!”
4.) “wine makes me silly and h-rny, oh no i’m broke! f-ck that we can go get some paul m-sson.”
paul m-sson is a grande amber brandy. its very smooth and tastes great on the rocks. there is paul m-sson grande amber brandy vs(very special) and vsop(very superior old pale). paul m-sson brandy is not paul m-sson wine! i like to drink it straight similar to my compadres trey songz and gucci mane. trey songz and gucci mane rap and sing about drinking paul m-sson straight in the song “drink it straight.”
tiny tim: yo els, im heading to u-liqs to cop da big jawn of paul m-sson , what kind of chasers should i get?
elsworth: no chasers neccessary. i drink it straight.
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