Paul Revere

the modern day “paul revere” is a way of notifying fellow citizens at a social gathering of s-xual conquests you have just made with a drunken wh-r-. upon exiting the s-x arena, and returning to a party with said wh-r- upon your arm, you either throwing up one finger-v-g-n-, or two- -ss, indicating which orafice you penetrated, to forewarn your bros of the possible angles of attack. several variations exist depending on levels of s-xual deviance, perhaps 2 being -ss to mouth, or bondage. nonetheless, it requires mutual understanding among all citizenry to be effective.
-frat bro joey walks down stairs with stumbling sorority girl, confidently waving two fingers to any brother he sees-

chad- “ohh sh-t, 2 if by rear, paul revere rides onn”

– hi five ensues-

joey- ” h-lll yeaa bro, you better tap that before we battle on her bunker hill again….”
….

– brief period of confusion…-

joey-” ..yea… just f-ck her in the -ss, shes down.”

chad- “ohhhh, word bro.”
a midnight beer/booze run
hey dude, we are running low on beer, im gonna make a paul revere, be back in 30.
when a male is having -n-l s-x with a muscular big female. he sits on her biack and has -n-l s-x with her while she is on all fours walking around on the bed. when the male is about to c-m he screams “the british are c-mming, the british are c-mming.”
guy 1 : “hey i rode that girl so hard last night”
guy 2 : “did you do the paul revere??”
guy 1 : “of course bro”
to f-ck a girl in the -ss while recieving a piggy back from your woman.
“kelsi was bein a b-tch last night so i forced her into the paul revere”
1. (noun) when some loud-mouth learns about a secret and tells anyone who will listen.

2. (noun) more specifically, when someone ruins a surprise.
1. guy: deina told me that you’re cheating on your boyfriend.

girl: g-dd-mnit! she is such a paul revere.

2. stefan’s friends: surprise, stefan!!!

stefan: sorry guys. ashley told me about the birthday party. i didn’t ask her to pull a paul revere, but some people just want to have something to talk about.
a s-xual practice in which one lights a lantern and inserts it into the v-g-n-l cavity of a female. the v-g-n-l lips are then parted when the menstrual cycle begins, shining a light onto an otherwise dark room as a sign of warning against the “red coats”.
yeah, i guess i should have guessed that i’d get a bad case of blood-c-ck when she gave me the paul revere.
v. – to slap a woman on the face with your d-ck, while wearing a small camp lantern on your c-ckhead, then yelling “the british are coming!” see also – mushroom slap
jenna was giving me a sh-tty bl-wj-b, so i put on the lantern and paul revered her ugly face