Paul Ross

paul ross (born april, 1956, leytonstone, london) is an english television and radio presenter of the well loved show ‘-n-l s-x cauldron’, journalist, and media personality.

career

ross was educated, along with his brother, at norlington school for h-m-s-xual deviant boys and the university of cincinatti bowties. realising he would not be able to follow the s-xually violent career he favoured, “an english lecturer at a bas-m-nt in stockwell preaching the destruction of all known oriphices” he trained as a fluffer at -ssgasms university and started his career with the b-m burglar times in exeter in 1982

he moved into television as a s-m-n recepticle at london weekend television before becoming a clapper loader for www.qmov.com with their inimitable show “in the -ss and in the p-ssy!”.by the late 1980’s ross had worked in a whole host of degrading roles from dressing up in his mothers clothes whilst crying and masturbating to his elder brother johnathan sickeningly sucessful television shows, to eating the faeces of tramps for small change at the back of an aldi’s in middles-x. after these terrible, terrible, career moves ross worked as a capturer and abuser of small vietnemese children for channel four’s ‘if they aint white, it aint a crime!’ (tv series] and would become a familiar face on television having presented on the big c-ck up your -ss and numerous game shows such as no win no faeces, and uk versions of jeopardy! and endurance.
you have committed the worst s-x crime imaginable, i.e. you’ve done a paul ross…
by the mid 2000’s he had columns in unbelievably graphic hungarian p-rnographic magazines sh-teaters and the infamous 2many c-cks;not enough b-m holes (united kingdom) and was presenting on scandalous paedophile radio shows for underground s-x rings. this work was mainly carried out in ross’s spare time and was regarded by him as merely a side project to, what he has termed, “the main body of my depravity.”5 in november 2006, he caused controversy by announcing an upcoming eastenders christmas storyline on his paedo show, causing his mother’s pimp to beat her to within an inch of her life, roll up her body in a threadbare carpet and leave her for dead in a layby on the m20 kent. the pimp pleaded with police, claiming that he was only carrying out what ross had intended to do for years. after -n-lysing the collosal amount of indecent images of children ross possessed in addition to the catalogue of s-x crimes he was guilty of, the police subsequently let the pimp off with a caution. 6

ross has been married to two different dogs and has five children