paul rudd
great american actor; first famous for a lead role in 90’s flick clueless.
recently popular in comedic roles like wet hot american summer, anchorman, 40 year old virgin, and knocked up.
pretty hot too, if you ask me.
paul rudd as brian fantana, in anchorman:
veronica corningstone: my g-d, what is that smell? oh!
brian fantana: that’s the smell of desire, my lady.
veronica corningstone: g-d no, it smells like, like a used diaper, filled with indian food! oh, excuse me.
brian fantana: you know, desire smells like that to some people.
garth holliday: what is that? smells like a t-rd covered in burnt hair.
news worker: smells like bigfoot’s d-ck!
a greatly unappreciated comedy actor who frequently appears in “frat pack” films (alongside actors such as ben stiller, owen wilson, steve carell, will ferrell etc). he has played supporting roles in the 40 year old virgin, anchorman, knocked up, and forgetting sarah marshall. most of the funniest lines in the aforementioned films were spoken by him. he also wrote and starred in “role models”, voted by ign as the “best comedy film of 2008” alongside seann william scott. in the early 00’s, he also starred as mike, phoebe’s eventual husband, in the popular tv show friends.
several paul rudd quotes…
(the 40 year old virgin) yeah… she’s adorable… f-ckin’ b-tch.
(anchorman) 60% of the time it works…. every time.
(role models) i bet if i suggested a game of quidditch he’d c-m in his pants.
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