pavlov’s dong


an erection that occurs every time you are exposed to a certain, seemingly unrelated stimulus.

for instance, getting an erection every time you see a hot chick is not a pavlov’s dong, but getting an erection every time you see a trumpet would be.

pavlov’s dong is usually caused by -ssociation. if you had this really hot girlfriend who loved donuts and she broke up with you, the -ssociation of your old girlfriend is what would cause a pavlov’s dong with donuts.
“dude, you’re in a room full of guys and you just got a b-n-r.”
“no h-m- man, it’s just a pavlov’s dong.”

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