paycheck

n. money with your name on it that comes on the 15th of every month. also, a card counting mnenomic for a true count of +15 in blackjack, meaning it’s time to bet the mortgage.
herbs: just got my paycheck.
slavin: ain’t that money?
a check that you get at the end of working 300 hours at a dead-end job only to come home to your inflatable antonio banderas love doll.
hey antonio! i got my paycheck today, so we can finally get that thong you’ve been wanting!
a child. comes from the tendency of poor women to have children out of wedlock, to supplement their income by forcing the fathers to pay child support for the next eighteen years.
“hey mary, i don’t want to be rude, but have you gained some weight?”
“not at all john, just another paycheck on the way.”
a term used to address an actor or actress that appears to be in a movie strictly for the money.
christopher walken in b-lls of fury? paycheck!
looking so good, as if you spent your whole paycheck on the outfit.
guuurll, you be lookin so paycheck.

sara always looks so paycheck.
1.code used over the phone with your dealer to check if hes got any in.
1.you:hey man you got your check today?
dealer:yeah, why?
you:i need ta borrow $50.
dealer:sure come get it
some of the best things in life are mistakes.
that paycheck did me a favour.

a lesson learned.

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