d-ck, p-n-s, c-ck.
david has a small -ss paykay, his girlfriend told me so.
- macy laine
noun/ usually a little girl who doesn’t understand what grade she is supposed to be in known usually to be a hoe your such a macy laine
when your d-ck gets caught in the ceiling fan but no one can still spell your name i had to go to the hospital after i stevxeened, but no one would check me in
a sh-tstorm. that presentation turned into a complete defecatastrophe. there goes my promotion!
- yoga spit cup
when a woman enters the “wide legged forward fold” yoga position and a man recieves oral s-x from her while simultaneously spreading her l-b– from above and using her v-g-n- as a spit cup. i hooked up with a confused feminist from a physical therapy training course who wanted to meld progressive s-x with redneck […]
- nolan hromadnik
a giant f-ggot who sucks more d-ck than snoop dogg smokes weed nolan hromadnik sucks