payment via v*g*n*.
hailey: you got drugs?
anthony: yeah, you buying?
hailey: i actually don’t have any money.
anthony: so.. payment in pink then?
hailey: i’ll head over to your place now.
- vege cooker
the act of giving someone a big swing to the side of the back of their head, not killing them but making them a vegetable for eternity. connor gave max a vege cooker and now he needs a wheelchair.
- netflix and work
to secretly watch netflix at work. so glad my computer faces a window so that i can netflix and work.
r*t*rded toddler child “i was in the park this morning and this weird looking kid crawled by me and bit my ankle… what a r*t*rdler!”
a gorgeous girl with an amazing laugh and a beautiful face and big t*ts what a tayna a gorgeous girl with an amazing laugh and a beautiful face and big t*ts what a tayna