payment via v-g-n-.
hailey: you got drugs?
anthony: yeah, you buying?
hailey: i actually don’t have any money.
anthony: so.. payment in pink then?
hailey: i’ll head over to your place now.
- vege cooker
the act of giving someone a big swing to the side of the back of their head, not killing them but making them a vegetable for eternity. connor gave max a vege cooker and now he needs a wheelchair.
- netflix and work
to secretly watch netflix at work. so glad my computer faces a window so that i can netflix and work.
r-t-rded toddler child “i was in the park this morning and this weird looking kid crawled by me and bit my ankle… what a r-t-rdler!”
a gorgeous girl with an amazing laugh and a beautiful face and big t-ts what a tayna a gorgeous girl with an amazing laugh and a beautiful face and big t-ts what a tayna
tipore is someone in the service industry (i.e. waiter/waitress) that acts like you’re just annoying them the whole time they are “serving” you… until it’s tipping time. then they bring you your bill with a big fake smile, and a fleeting glimpse of niceness. tip wh-r- = tipore i can’t believe how much of a […]