Payton Marshall


a little fairy that makes -n-l love to cute cats with scarfs.

possibly gay.

almost got laid once but, managed to p–p himself with getting his -n-s licked.

lowers the f-ck out of property value due to unearthly small genitals and long s-x periods.

spends most his days jerking his junk until purple or bleeding due to high speeds and friction of dry beating with tweezers.
“i just totally saw james pulling a payton”

“my boyfriend is such a payton, i was up all night”

“payton marshall likes men”

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