paz coefficient
a scientific measurement for humor, where a paz coefficient (or paz) of 1.0 is perfect humor and a paz of 0.0 is as funny as someone hiding marijuana in your boogie bag before you go through customs at bali airport.
it’s generally agreed that a paz of 1.0 is impossible to acheive unless your name is actually paz, or if midgets are involved.
he’s so funny, his paz coefficient is at least 0.7!!
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