Pazoned
similar to the words owned and pwned. except it is showing a higher level of conquering. it is used to be even more of an insult when defeating someone and humiliating them completely.
example of ownage: kicking a guy in the shin.
example of pwnage: punching a guy in the face.
example of pazonage: kicking a guy in the b-lls.
part of the eago zoe dictionary. mainly used to emphasize something of epic failure. generally used as a verb.
e.g.
a:why did you leave?
b: i was playing some doongta when my mother pulled my ethernet plug.
a: lulz you got pazoned.
b: yas
c: yayaya
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