Pazookie
to simultaneously urinate and defecate.
after waiting in line for the bathroom for an hour at the michael bolton concert, rachel pazookied.
a deep-dish cookie that is the most delicious thing ever. especially at bjs. it is correctly spelled as “pizookie” but pazookie looks so much nicer. the capitalization of the “zoo” in the middle indicates an emphasis on the pr-nunciation of those letters.
“hey guys, it’s that time of month again…scary movie and pazookie!”
“oh my god you are so right ron shim”
“i know alex. i always am.”
d-ck,p-ck-r,p-n-s,w-nker made from 15 year old cajun boy who had a little too much to drink
dammit boy put your pazookie back in your pants!
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