Pea shooter

a small caliber gun. i.e. a .22
“we went over to my pad and tried to shoot some birds with the pea shooter.”
used disparagingly to describe a weak gun. typically a handgun or even bb gun.
tim: you think you can do any damage with that pea shooter you got there?

bill: shut up tim, it’s shot placement that counts.

antonyms: hand-cannon
a straw or tube that you blow spitwads through, like a blow gun.
he shot the teacher in the -ss with a peashooter.
a bowl for a smoking device such as bong or pipe. small in size it produces only one “hit” or drag per bowl. named after the amount of marijauna to pack it resembles a pea.
“yamstyle lets smoke a fatty”-paul
“naw man lets just do peashooters and make it last”-yamestyle
“aight”-paul
(adj) the length of exhaust pipe that runs from the cylinder head to almost the rear of a chavs car. the rest of the exhaust system is completed at the very rear by one, or sometimes two (even though it’s only got an inline 4, poxy 1.3 litre 4 banger) horse kn-b tailpipe(s).
paul :- did you see that ford ka yesterday with that outragrous horse kn-b?
dave :- yeah, worra w-nker. they should stick to the stock peashooter system.
the type of small exhaust pipe most notably seen on earlier volkswagen beetles.
man 1: “is that a pea shooter?!”
man 2: “yeah, got a problem with that?”
man 1: “i love peashooters…”
man 2: “…oh.”
an attractive 22 year old girl who is in peak physical condition and is totally down.
kenton bbms mike d.

kenton: what up?
mike d: bird-d-gg-n’ pea shooters, mayne.
kenton: so smoke, so bones
mike d: so bones