peach melvin
when you put peaches in a girl’s v-g-n- and either whipped cream or iced cream on a man’s p-n-s, then proceed to sixty-nine for a minute, then rotate and kiss each other, forming peaches and cream in each others mouths.
betty and i had peach melvin for dessert last night.
when an old man goes to a parlour and has his bald head buffed until shiny.
oh hey george, i just got back from gettin’ a peach melvin at paul’s parlour.
inasmuch as s-x, a peach melvin if you will can also regard the -rg-sm of a large farm animal. i.e: horse, cow, moose, teridactyl
knelly was getting dirty with big betsy and prematurely peach melvined.
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