peacock
1) a song by katy perry from her alb-m “teenage dream”.
2) p-n-s (as implied by the lyrics to the song “peac-ck”)
lyrics from peac-ck song: i wanna see your peac-ck c-ck c-ck…
verb: to dress in flashy or outlandish clothing to attract women.
alternately: to show off for women.
he’s trying to peac-ck for the ladies, but i think he dresses like a h-m-.
normally an english gentleman – dresses smartly and to an untrained eye has the look of a preppy – they have exceptional etiquette and are from wealthy backgrounds – peac-ck’s have cl-ss.
they don’t shop for jack wills or try to follow the trend – they have a unique style.
“oh yeah you know that guy” – “he’s such a peac-ck”
a guy who acts normal around people he knows/is used to but gets loud and starts acting like a douche (similar to a peac-ck in mating season) when around, but not limited to, attractive women. this can also apply to women but that term would be defined as shec-ck.
last night phil saw this hot chick in starbuck’s and he was about to make his move on her until this total douche came along and started being a peac-ck. needless to say she ran off and he was left watching b-st–lity mongoose p-rn again…
a person (usually male) dressing, acting or talking in a way to draw an access amount of attention to themselves usually deriving from a lack of attention as a child, a bit of ego-mania and causing surrounding onlookers to hate their f-cking guts.
it’s the adult equivalent of saying, “hey mom, look at me. look at me! look at me! watch what i can do!”
the peac-ck can take many forms. this can be a jersey sh-r- -sshole or a hipster f-ck. multiple polos with the collars up or m-ssive ears plugs and tattoos on the neck. the result is the same.
dude 1: why is that guy wearing a top hat in the bar?
dude 2: because he’s a peac-ck motherf-cker
during a conversation at a party:
guy 1 to guy 2: f-ck, man. last night work was a nightmare. right when i was about to get off work my boss came in and said…
peac-ck with his shirt off: (walks through conversation) hey guys, you see anything you like??
guy 1: no. so anyways, my boss says…
peac-ck: (rubs nipples) are you sure you don’t see anything you like?!?!
guy 1: shut the f-ck up, you peac-ck-motherf-cker before i punch you in the d-ck
a peac-ck is essentially a small d-ck; a d-ck the size of a pea.
“so how was the s-x last night?”
“disapointing, he was a total peac-ck and i couldn’t feel anything!”
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