peanut butter band


a musical band, usually cl-ssified as rock or metal, that has a lead singer that sounds like he took a bite of a peanut b-tter sandwich and got it stuck on the roof of his mouth.
here are some examples of a peanut b-tter band:

zakk wylde/black label society- in this river- (before peanut b-tter sandwich) “i’ve been walking around this world and i see no end”

(after peanut b-tter sandwich bite) “urr’ve beern worrkin aroun this wurrrl urn i see no eeeuurrrnnn.”

creed- my own prison- (before peanut b-tter sandwich bite) “the court is in session. the verdict is in.”

(after peanut b-tter sandwich bite) “da coat is urn seshurn. the vurrdurct is eeurrn.”

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