Peanut Turd


a peanut t-rd can be anything from a rather large chunky piece of sh-t , wherein you can pick out the exact peanut m&m’s you ate earlier that day , to actually calling someone that’s a complete idiot, a peanut t-rd. hence the phrase “your not the smartest peanut in the t-rd” !!!!!!
(guy)why did you set your mom on fire yesterday ?
( friend ) :because man she wouldnt stop coming into my room while i was fondling rebecca…..
(guy)dude you are such an f’ing peanut t-rd !!!!

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