pear bum


pear b-m – a person with a pear shaped -ss, usually sagging and obese. more like a rotting pear than a firm, fresh, delicious pear.
when i saw him walking down the street, it was obvious from his pear b-m that he was over the hill in terms of virility. had he paid attention to the chinese herbalist, he could have an anjou pear b-m, but instead he has a bartlett pear b-m, and the sadness is infinite.

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    ear s-x stephen gave grace earnal refering to the act of inserting ones p-n-s into the ear c-n-l. often only possibe with genitally challenged males or individuals with extraordinarily large ear cavities. yo fred, that womans got a d-mn fine earhole. man i just wanna cram my d-ck in that waxy crevice

  • frewl

    fancy and cool you’re like the most frewl person i know.

  • modecrum

    its like, when you wanna say something is big, so if i have a big p-n-s, i say “my p-n-s is very modecrum” “he has a modecrum of p-n-s”

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    dried and hardened s-m-n. after a full night of love making, my sheets were crusty with dong-crete.

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    american born confused nepali a cultural mash of momos and cheese burger. generally awesome, sometimes insecure in their ident-ties due to cultural differences. abcnes are cool people.


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