Pearl Cactus


the act of giving a nasty -ss fugly woman a cream pie. her v-g-n- is so wide that a cactus would fit, which she would probably enjoy. similar to a pearl necklace, but located in the v-g-n-l region.
last year pj gave a nasty fat soroity girl a pearl cactus. i heard he’s paying child support now.

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